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Wednesday, March 3, 2010

There's NO Escape!

The latest news to creep out from the labour camp known as ADWC is that a moratorium has been put on ALL transfers out of the college. This is to prevent the apparent hemorrhaging of teaching talent that has taken place, and would have been likely to continue.

How strange that SO many teachers would want to move from ADWC - especially from the English Department. Could it possibly be that Dimbo the Supervisor has finally managed to alienate ALL of his highly-esteemed teachers?! Or has Miss Piggy finally waddled right off her cake-laden trolley?!

So, if you were expecting to move to another college soon, forget it. You're stuck at ADWC until your wise superiors decide otherwise! And that's definitely final.

The only other option, of course, is to quit - which is EXACTLY what many faculty members have chosen to do recently, especially since the arrival of the odious specimen of management excreta known as 'The Claw'.

Well done ADWC management - you'll have the place totally empty in a year or so!!

12 comments:

ADW Camper said...

There are so many unhappy and depressed campers there the place is resembling a clinic for the mentally ill. Can things possibly get worse? I guess we'll all just have to wait and see ... but I'm not too optimistic either.

Mr Smiley said...

It's good to see that the top management are so aware of what's going on around them. I called the toffee-nosed cow Luscombe-Whyte today on the phone and asked for 'The Claw'. She had no idea who I was talking about - really.

But she does now! Enjoy the read, babes.....

Curious George said...

So Poodle, when your next post? There's lots happenin' and folks really want to know. BTW, your readership seems somewhat diminished compared to your previous effort. Better marketing would help.

Anonymous said...

It's been a few years since I left ADWC, so I don't know some of the people you speak of, but as long as I live I will never forget the hell Miss Piggy put me through. I have very bitter memories of her, so I am glad to see that the "Miss Piggy" name I coined for her has stuck. Be very careful of her. She'll smile when she talks to you and then go straight to the boss and stab you in the back. I still have the psychological scars. People have long memories about this sort of thing. What goes around comes around. Nic Gara found that out.

Rupert Neil Bumfrey said...

Hopefully you got mental relief, from what appears quite a stressful environment, at Festival of Literature last week.

I was tweeting from there as @emirateslitfest and we managed to get #dxblit trending worldwide, which indicates how healthy reading is worldwide.

Anonymous said...

What about that pompous arrogant poofter, Dimitri - is he still there? Never had such a crap boss as him. He thought he was god's gift, when he was just as incompetent as the rest of us - what a twat!

Anonymous said...

Was that the Dimitri who was at Dubai Women's before? The DWC one was a total ass.

Anonymous said...

Tho one at ADWC loves 'total ass'!

Anonymous said...

Really glad everyone knows Dmitri is a useless twat. Does everyone also know he only got the job as a joke? Seriously. When SMuggs was promoted, he was short of a replacement, and Dimbo happened to walk into his office. "Fancy becoming English Supervisor?" joked SM. After a few seconds' thought, Dim accepted. Some of us were a bit perturbed: he'd failed spectacularly as a team leader, is a crap teacher and never quite got the hang of college admin. Several of us voiced our concerns that he had not applied and been interviewed in the normal way, but I see he's still in post. Utterly remarkable. So glad I was correct in my prediction that he'd be shite. And nasty, to boot, it would seem. As for the bleatings about homophobic comments, they're irrelevant. Homosexuality is illegal in the UAE, and Dim is promiscuously so. If staff can be fired on the suspicion of bloggery, I'm not sure why Dim hasn't been fired for buggery.

Khalifa Exile said...

I've heard that TK has wanted to fire Dimbo for some time, purely on the basis of his perverted anal interests, but certain ADWC Goons have always come to his defence.

Quite how SM and his gang of cronies can defend somebody who is (a) quite obviously incompetent, and (b) so despised by many of the English teachers, beggars belief.

Or should that be 'buggers belief'?!?

Anonymous said...

Oh fuck - another day at the farm looming, and I really can't stick it anymore.

Am I the only one who feels like this?

archie bunker said...

no you're not. there are dozens like you. join the club! meet in the teachers lounge and sign up with the secretary - u no hoo!